©1992 Beth Weiss, Posted to misc.kids Usenet newsgroup, March 23, 1992
Last night, as I piled up the pillows so I could sleep with my head elevated,
my husband looked at my quizzically. "You do know why I do this, don't
you?", I asked. "Sure," he said, "it's to um, prevent, um, ingrown
toenails, or something like that."
©1992 Beth Weiss, Posted to misc.kids Usenet newsgroup, June 18, 1992
My horoscope this morning reads: "...Remain directed. Be more open to
other people's endeavors and a new approach....
Tonight: Let the kid in you out."
But I'm only 36 weeks!!!!